All of us struggle at times to show someone we like them or to figure out if they like us.
When I was a boy, if I liked a girl, I would push her down or tease her. When I was in high school, I’d pinch a girl’s butt to get her attention.
But while you may be a boring dolt who is a complete drain on society, I’m a creative genius, and have perfected the art of openers.
Today, on this blog, I am giving away 42 openers to all of you…COMPLETELY FREE OF CHARGE.
All I ask for in terms of payment is that if one of my openers helps you land a girl, you think of me when you hook up with her (but not, like, in a gay way or anything, be cool).
Not every girl calls for the same opener, so I’ve grouped them based on different situations. Using a Flirty Opener when the girl’s profile clearly calls for an Edgy Opener could lead to disaster.
You can even follow it up with a joke like, "I walked past you a few times because you smell so good."Say This: "How do you know [insert name of hostess here]?The only problem is, that she also gave 10 to 100 other guys this opportunity and just like Sperm Wars, the best one will win.Most probably there are some better looking guys, but that doesn’t matter.You hope that she got hit by a bus or something, but odds are, she was just turned off by your approach.It’s insanely difficult to be funny, engaging, interesting, etc., in an opening line with a girl you know nearly nothing about.